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Post by Mattchu on Jul 28, 2007 19:35:20 GMT -5
Had a heart attack, but luckily the llama was CPR certified, so.. he brought the elephant back to life, and they flew out of the pit using a nuclear powered thingy majimgy device.
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Post by Lezard on Jul 29, 2007 1:56:49 GMT -5
then the elephant was like "O_____o" and the llama.....
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Post by Torray on Jul 29, 2007 17:11:18 GMT -5
flew away. Leaving the elephant alone with the penguin. The penguin attacked the elephant so...
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Post by Lezard on Jul 30, 2007 1:51:13 GMT -5
the elephant got mad and....
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Post by Torray on Jul 30, 2007 18:45:22 GMT -5
Started to stomp around. There was a loud crunch. The elephant looked down and saw that he had crushed...
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Post by Mattchu on Jul 31, 2007 6:42:15 GMT -5
My hand. And the penguin disappeared into the blackness... Leaving me, the elephant, and a DY357 magnum with one round on the floor next to a tape recorder.
Using my un-crushed hand, I kicked the elephant in the groin (Don't ask how) which got him off of my hand. So I then reached for the tape recorder which said...
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Post by Lezard on Aug 1, 2007 0:18:24 GMT -5
" In my restles dreams, I see that town. Silent Hill. You promised you'd take me again there someday....but you never did. Well, I'm alone there now, in our 'special place', waiting for you. ~ Mary"
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Post by Mattchu on Aug 4, 2007 9:27:18 GMT -5
I said...
"WTF......"
So I then decided to grab the .357, and shot the conveniently placed explosive device on the wall, which blew a hole in the wall.
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Post by Lezard on Aug 14, 2007 21:09:55 GMT -5
And through the wall, you saw......
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Post by Mattchu on Aug 17, 2007 13:09:26 GMT -5
DICK CHENEY!!!
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